The Author

Little is known about the mysterious author. As the spin-off is called Séamas Adventure and in his rare in-comic appearances, he takes the form of Zalgrush Kyarthix, the Séamas Adventure protagonist, it can be assumed that that is his name. He is known for occaisionally being a dick, and hastily retconning things. Although the Adventures solely exist to torment the player, the author allows the characters a surprisingly large amount of free will. He refuses to reveal any details not shown in the comics, officially citing Death Of The Author but in reality Writing By The Seat Of His Pants.