The Burly Transvestite (Lugadim Jones) is a minor character in Patrick Adventure. He first appears when Arnold lands on him after jumping off a building. He takes quite a shine to the lad and would like to hug him in his loins. Lured on promises of said loins, he backs up Arnold in the shop, but turns on our protagonist when the promise is broken.
Lugadim makes a brief appearance in The Great Multidimensional Truckstop to testify against Arnold before the High Lords. Still angry with the boy, Jones clocks Arnold with his handbag when Arnold attempts to hug him.